Just a little reminder in case you non-vegans forget that what you’re eating is a chicken’s menstruation cycle. So glad I’m not guzzling down anyone’s period anymore.
OMG YOU MEAN EGGS DON’T COME FROM MAGIC?!! THANK YOU SUPERVEGAN!
just had eggs god they were delish
man i love eggs
im sorry i just find pretentious vegans to be really hilarious
mmm delicious chicken periods
ok
its a fucking egg cell
do you know what else has the same purpose as egg cells?
seeds
do you know what holds seeds?
fruit.
enjoy eating your plant uterus, OP
sorry i couldn’t hear you over my delicious sizzling chicken periods
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS! THIS TOTALLY HAPPENED TO ME THIS MORNING!
I WAS MAKING EGGS FOR BREAKFAST, JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN BAM! SUDDENLY IT BECAME A BABY CHICKEN!
Instead of eggs and bacon I grabbed some Orange Soda and had dinner for breakfast.
It was delicious.
These comments are hilarious. I love eggs.
I said this was just a bit too gross to reblog but Kay dared me to do it. “Don’t be a chicken” she said…
When I read, “OMG YOU MEAN EGGS DON’T COME FROM MAGIC?!! THANK YOU SUPERVEGAN! ” I died laughing. Guess what, I’m gonna eat eggs still. Besides, other animals eat eggs too. So what? xD
I actually don’t find this gross at all, it’s quite fascinating. :)
Ok… Thanks for reminding us how life begins. Nice try to make us non-vegans feel “bad” for something THAN IS FUCKING NATURAL. I find sassy vegans so wrong, telling us what to eat and what not. Like a religious nut trying to convert anyone into their believes. Humans have eaten meat since forever, so it’s YOUR FUCKING CHOICE TO EAT IT OR NOT BUT DON’T USE LAME TRICKS TO CONVENCE US OF WHAT WE CAN’T EAT AND LET US EAT WHAT WE WANT. I’m quite OK with vegans, even I support them but I hate so much when they start to mess in my dish even if I didn’t complain of their food.
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